Poo~Pourri Parisian Poo takes your senses on a stroll down the cobblestone streets of Paris—the brick walls lined in overgrown lily and lavender, the sidewalks shaded by mature rose trees in full bloom. You stop for a citrus refreshment as you're serenaded by a street accordionist. You accidentally tip him like 100 dollars, because exchange rates are confusing. But it doesn't matter—you're in botanical heaven. Actually, you're pooping. Book a first class ticket to France without ever leaving the comfort of your own toilet. Poo la la!